My love/hate relationship with COPYRIGHT

Youtube is well known to have strict rules about copyrighted material. Still, I would like to monetize my videos to fund my addiction. I just need the money man. Can't youtube provide a way where I can deliver videos with copyrighted audio?

Ah, fuck it.

I love to copyright my things but I hate not being able to monetize material that only has a small percentage of copyright material. Fuck.

Fast? No.

Not on crack.

Schedule.

I just thought that I need a schedule because I'm uploading all willy-nilly, all over the place. So I'm thinking, why not make a schedule.

Here's what I think:

Whaddya think?

And every 2 weeks, I'll post a Straight Man's Hell because you people need to give me more time to recover from seeing gruesome things. Okay?

How's that sound? Reasonable yes?
Good! DON'T BE SO CHOOSY!

I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK LIKE. OKAY?

WTF is going on in my head, doing yaoi reviews?

Okay, since I'm doing manga reviews (yes, I do hentai too) so why not do yaoi reviews. I'm in the manga reviewing business and yaoi is part of the manga industry so why not?!

I don't want to leave out yaoi readers so I decided to take on yaoi reviewing since there are only a few reviewers of the genre. I'm straight and I want to treat yaoi as any other hentai manga; I even have a weird boner count. Of course, there are still some things that make me cringe and scare the hell out of me so I have a scare meter.

Do I need to say more? I just lost all words that I wanted to type. Sorry. Here's the video for my first yaoi review!

Those fingers will stink for days.

I'm doing okay with Youtube.

Like the title says, It has been going well with my video making and I've been doing hentai manga that has some dirty words in it like creampie. Yeah. I said it. CREAMPIE. Since there aren't a lot of hentai manga reviewers, I thought about doing them just to stand out from every manga reviewer.

Since I like to talk dirty anyway, I figured doing hentai manga and doujinshi reviews are close to what I would like to do. Hentai manga is short so I can do quick reviews for them. There's also not much to talk about so these reviews tend to be short and sweet, just like how the average males endurance lasts. The bad thing about it is that I can't monetize my videos because they might send me a notification that my content is too vulgar and take down my channel. That would suck balls to the max. Anyways, here's one of my hentai manga reviews, hope you like it!

BTW, I call these videos "Pitching a Tent" because it's hentai and pitching a tent means that you have a boner. No real problem connecting them right? Good.

Berserk: Millennium Falcon Arc problems

Motherfucking Berserk. I love it to death and I'm even letting my grades do whatever as I am obsessed with the manga right now. Damn! It's a fucking awesome seinen manga. However, I'm hating this arc. I'm at the 300th chapter and it sucks right now. I do not like Griffith, I liked him better when he was Femto; the fifth God Hand. WHY THE FUCK IS HE REBORN?! Fuck that shit, I need my Guts + Berserker Armor action.

I loved when Guts got the Berserker Armor because he looked so badass and that damn WILD BEAST/INSANITY WOLF spirit, woo! I doubt that the Berserker armor would last until the end of the story. I think Guts would still find another kind of armor deserving of the name of "DragonSlayer" (which is the name of his sword). I'm really hoping he'll gain a DRAGON armor.

Okay, my real problem is Griffith. He gets what he wants? He gets his own kingdom and everything goes well with his plan? Also, the pope and all of the countries that allied themselves with Midland are bowing their head to Griffith? HE'S THE GOD OF DEMONS, WTF IS THIS? He's an angel now?

I know, this is what he wants and he owned the Egg of the Emperor but still, everything is going according to his plan smoothly. I hate it. I want him to have a struggle and I want Guts to interfere with his Empire building. I'm Team Guts so fuck that bishounen fruit. I can't see his death yet.

ARRGGHH! This is too much! I need to read more Berserk and finish this stupid Demon War shit so I can go read Guts' part of this story. Also, this series is old man. I think it started in the late 80's so it's like 20+ years now. Damn, Kentaro Miura, don't go dying on me early! YOU NEED TO FINISH THIS SHIT!

I don't want to go to class

What's my class about? It's high-school level programming. Why the fuck am I enrolled for that class? For fun, because I don't have any classes in mind to take and I needed 4. We use a program that kind of simulates a Java Compiler but with an easy-to-use UI (thats User Interface to you, kono otaku).

I've studied entry-level Java and object-oriented programming with Java so I know how Java works. This fucking program we're using is so simple and lacking, it makes programming harder. I can't use any complex codes because there aren't any options for that. Fuck.

Anyway, my wrist hurts, I'm sleep-depraved, I'm lazy and want to read more Berserk and I still have a whole day's worth of homework for an online-class. FML right? The good thing about this day is that I have two packages filled with manga today and hopefully the mic I ordered. Why did I order a mic? BECAUSE I NEED A NEW MIC TO RECORD SHIT WITH. It's a cheap one too so we'll see if it's shit or not. Else, I'll just have to suffer using this shittier mic to do reviews with.

Bitter Liberation

I'm free from AniDivided. What the fuck is that thing I am free from you ask? It's a group made composed of Anime Reviewers mainly uploading videos on Youtube or livestreaming their shit on JustinTV.

Now you know what AniDivided is, now why am I posting about this shit? Well, I've been communicating with them in their early days. Mostly, commenting on stuff and being the first to comment on stuff they upload. I even told them to make a Google+ Community but it's mostly for my benefit as I have a blog about manga.  That was kind of a bust but I was always posting there about anime episodes I've watched.

One day, one of them told me appointed me as the one "in-charge" of the community. I gladly accepted but unfortunately, they didn't give a fuck and just let me be the same person, not even a moderator. I endured being an unknown person. I even did a fucking video for them but it was scrapped.

Now, I visited their "Community" and saw that one guy had taken my place and posted anime "reviews" in my place. I was okay with that but then after a week, that guy became a moderator. He was only posting for just a few days and I was there from the start, did he deserve the "moderator?" FUCK NO. I posted a ton of stuff and I get nothing, meanwhile he posted a few stuff and he got a fucking "MODERATOR" label on his name? WTF is that shit?!

Final Straw

Enough of that bitter shit, so what's my problem now? I am bored as fuck and as you can see, I'm writing this piece of shit just to vent and do something of value. I also started to make my own anime-related videos because I'd rather make my own videos than watch those ungrateful fucks ignore me.

Anyway, thanks for reading this rant if you've reach this part. Hope you have a terrific day, KONO OTAKU!